Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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