next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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