you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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