i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
