I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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