Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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