Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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