I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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