i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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