he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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