Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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