Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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