I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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