break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I am one with the molecules
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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