I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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