So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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