I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
vagina is talking i cant
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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