It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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