his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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