Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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