Porn is love you can see.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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