I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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