It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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