just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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