you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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