i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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