I love black thongs
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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