she was so not down for the gang bang
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
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I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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