this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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