i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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