Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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