David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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