you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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