In the future we'll all be gay
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I hope mine doesn't look like that
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
