I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
My liver just had a heart attack.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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