no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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