i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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you didnt know i had herpes?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i need some magic done to my vagina