And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router