Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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