I think im going to throw up on grandma
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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