I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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