do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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