at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Boobs are out for the taking
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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