i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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