Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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