im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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