69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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