all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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