I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Randomize
