I hope mine doesn't look like that
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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