I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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