first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The struggles of a small town man whore
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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