Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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