She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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