Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
